Tim’s Ramblings

So I get home from a nice wedding reception, check some e-mail, write some responses, and then decide that, even though it’s about 12:55am, maybe watch a bit-o-TV before going to bed.

I walk over to the couch, pick up the remote, and turn on my TV and all of a sudden I get full wide screen high definition 42″ naked heaving breasts.

Thank you Cinemax….

I must have turned the TV off sometime last night when it was on Cinemax HD.

I have to say, most of you might be thinking I’d go “ooooh yeah” (or if I were Quagmire – “Giggidy giggidy”…sorry..had to toss that in there) but in actuality I kinda panicked a bit. I mean, I live alone. I was the only person in the apartment. No one can look in. And the volume wasn’t all that loud. But being suddenly greeted by moaning and breasts on a big screen TV? There was a moment of “woah crap!”.

No point to this. I just thought it was kinda funny.